So Alexander Skarsgard is dating Kate Bosworth. Whatever. I’m cool with it. She does have a semi-decent sense of style. However, I read this People magazine article about them at Coachella, and I have a couple of things to say:
1. I think Alexander is with the wrong blonde. Kate is pretty but she’s so bland! There are other blonds who would suit him better, I think. Like someone around the height of 5’7” and hazel eyes who likes running and plays drums in her spare time. Someone who is a tomboy but can still run in heels. QUITE A PACKAGE DEAL, DON’T YOU THINK?
2. Um, so the article tries to make this heinous act seem “sweet:”

“Oh look how sweet, he’s picking up Kate and putting her on his shoulders because she’s too short to see over the crowd.” UM, NO. They are both incredibly rude for doing this. If I were standing behind them, I’d be so pissed! It’s hard enough to see a show in a crowd like that, let alone having a Scandinavian giant hoisting his vertically-challenged girlfriend on his shoulders in front of you.