Fair Phantom

24th March 2010

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Hello, Pseudo-Stalker

So that guy is not getting the hint at ALL, even though I’ve asked him to stop.  He called yesterday and then again today, leaving a message.

I was nice the first time, but not so much the second time around.  This is what I texted:

“FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE.  This is harassment.  Stop contacting me.”

His reply? Here it is, in all its misspelled glory:
“U r ridicolus!  I dont have time for bitches like u!”

Oh ok, after numerous texts and calls when I clearly wasn’t interested, you don’t have time for me! Oh, ok, it’s all clear now!  And you can’t even take a “high” road without finding some way of insulting me.  If you don’t have time for bitches like me, then why did you have to be freak and keep contacting me, even when I was CLEARLY not interested and asked you to stop?  I have so many replies to that text, but I’m not going to instigate a fight…something tells me that pissing off an already weird guy would not be a good idea.

But if I COULD reply to him, I’d tell him that his spelling is atrocious, he’s pushy and bossy, he’s not that attractive, and HOW COULD YOU BE A NIRVANA “FAN” AND NOT KNOW WHO DAVE GROHL IS? I MEAN HONESTLY.  Tool.  The friend who set us up told me that he thought I was way above his league anyway, and usually I try not to be vain and think that highly about myself, but hello, in this situation, I think that it is true.  

Man you guys, I’m like THIS CLOSE to releasing that one voicemail on youtube, but I’m a good person.  Supposedly.  If he keeps being a freak, though, then all bets are off.