Tonight, my friend Zach got to find out a dark side of me. Our conversation started innocently enough, about the population in Canada. Then it went south very quickly.
Zach: Wow, I didn’t know Liza Minnelli was Judy Garland’s daughter!
Me: Oh lol you didn’t? I dunno, I’m obsessed with celeb gossip and useless
knowledge like that. Sadly I know all the names of Brangelina’s kids. Middle
names included.
Zach: …
Me: I know.
Zach: …You need help. Lol.
Me: Maddox Chivan, Zahara Marley, Shiloh Nouvel, Pax Thien, Vivienne Marcheline,
Knox Leon. I KNOW.
Zach: Pax Thien sounds like some sort of new flu. Or super bug.
Me: Yeah, he’s the kid no one ever sees.
Zach: ..why do you know this?! Dammit Jenny!
Me: Sadly that only scratches the surface of my pointless celeb knowledge.
Zach: sigh. I wish I could keep a straight face like Jim in The Office.
Me: Like the actor John Krasinski is engaged to Emily Blunt, who was once engaged
to Michael Buble, who is actually a manwhore but has a pretty, pretty voice.
Michael Buble is also Canadian, so I just brought the conversation to a full
circle. WIN.
Zach: STOP IT JENNY.
