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You Mad?
I got a phone call tonight from my hometown. I didn’t recognize the number but figured I’d pick up in case it was someone I knew. Usually I’m pretty polite on the phone but it’s always fun when someone gives you an excuse not to be.
Me: Hello?
Chick: Um, who is this?
Me: (suspicious) Who is this?
Chick: Look, I asked you who the fuck this is and I keep getting texts from your number. I asked you first, who the fuck is this?
Me: Ok, look, I’m not sending you texts. You’re calling my phone, so you better tell me who the fuck this is.
Chick: Then who’s sending those texts then? Is it your dude? (starts rambling on)
Me: Look, I don’t know who the fuck you are, so shut the fuck up. (hangs up)
She hasn’t called back.
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