May 2010
1 post
I have been cheating on you, Tumblr
I’ve been posting mostly to my other blog now, healthypanda. I will still try and update this sometime.
April 2010
4 posts
Thoughts From an Admittedly Lame Fangirl
So Alexander Skarsgard is dating Kate Bosworth. Whatever. I’m cool with it. She does have a semi-decent sense of style. However, I read this People magazine article about them at Coachella, and I have a couple of things to say:
1. I think Alexander is with the wrong blonde. Kate is pretty but she’s so bland! There are other blonds who would suit him better, I think. Like...
Corpus TVs vs. San Antonio TVs
So Tap kind of hates my TV, as he always asks when I’m getting a new TV just about every time we talk. The next book club meetings will be at Conrad’s house and my apartment, and Tap is very concerned that he won’t be able to watch the next book club movie on our supposedly miniscule televisions. It led to this conversation:
Tap: You guys are weak sauce with your little TVs....
March 2010
37 posts
Doll me up in my bad luck...
I’ve been feeling like a teenager lately. You know? Just with how intensely I’m loving things. I like that feeling. That’s the one thing I miss about being a teenager…with those crazy hormones, if you loved something, you LOVED IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING. But now I feel like a teenager in that my mood has shifted and I am very, very tired. I didn’t get a...
Hello, Pseudo-Stalker
So that guy is not getting the hint at ALL, even though I’ve asked him to stop. He called yesterday and then again today, leaving a message.
I was nice the first time, but not so much the second time around. This is what I texted:
“FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE. This is harassment. Stop contacting me.”
His reply? Here it is, in all its misspelled glory: “U r ridicolus! I dont...
Hello, my name is Jenny...
…and I’m a caffeine addict.
I stayed up all night last night because I had 2 large glasses of coke at 11 pm, and fell asleep at 7:30 am. Then I woke up at 9:30. I’ve been up all day and am now wide-awake tonight because I had some Coke this afternoon. My friends staged a mini-intervention yesterday and another one of them texted me this afternoon saying how they were all...
Thank You, ONTD
Tonight, my friend Zach got to find out a dark side of me. Our conversation started innocently enough, about the population in Canada. Then it went south very quickly.
Zach: Wow, I didn’t know Liza Minnelli was Judy Garland’s daughter! Me: Oh lol you didn’t? I dunno, I’m obsessed with celeb gossip and useless knowledge like that. Sadly I know all the names of...
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what's that?
It’s this platform where people can submit questions to you anonymously, and you get to answer them.
Ask me anything
Watchthedailywhat:
This Is Accurate, You Should Watch It of the Day: Short blurb describing the video above as being a rather observant parody trailer in which actors self-referentially reenact many clichés often utilized by academy award-baiting films.
[cracked.]
This is amazing.
This Is Why My Doctor Banned Me From Caffeine
I’ve been an idiot lately and have relapsed by drinking caffeine again. For a lot of people, caffeine is fairly innocuous, but for people with anxiety problems, not so much. I woke up from my nap just now with my heart racing and gasping for air. Good times.
Y’all need to stop letting me drink caffeine. Enablers.
I finally got a Formspring
Ask me anything.
You Mad?
I got a phone call tonight from my hometown. I didn’t recognize the number but figured I’d pick up in case it was someone I knew. Usually I’m pretty polite on the phone but it’s always fun when someone gives you an excuse not to be.
Me: Hello? Chick: Um, who is this? Me: (suspicious) Who is this? Chick: Look, I asked you who the fuck this is and I keep getting texts...
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"Three Things" meme
via agirllost.
THREE WAYS I AM STILL A CHILD: 1. I don’t have any discipline with my bedtime or candy consumption 2. I still like to sleep with stuffed animals on my bed 3. I like avoiding “adult” responsibilities THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD: 1. I do a lot of reminiscing and say things like, “Wow! Was that already four years ago? I feel old.” 2. I don’t do any...
February 2010
59 posts
Why Tonight Was Awesome
(in order of occurrence)
1. Got myself out of my comfort zone and it was a win. 2. Bought this really cute seaside charm bracelet for $8 at Charming Charlie. 3. Found David Bowie’s Hunky Dory on sale at Borders. I’ve been wanting this one because it has “Quicksand” on it, which is one of my favorite songs of his. 4. Found this really cool art book on sale, as well...
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WatchThursday night was the premiere of my buddy Tap’s new show, Not Cool Like Us. He’d gotten a starring role in this web show set in San Antonio. Tap is really talented and driven (a potent combination), so while we were really happy that he’d gotten the part, none of us were really surprised that he did! I originally thought I couldn’t attend the premiere due to logistics...
